Jersey Shore’s, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Enters Rehab for Drugs and Alcohol

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino enters rehab for drugs and alcohol

So it looks like it is official – Mike “the Situation” Sorrentino has gotten himself into a little situation with drugs and alcohol (and supposedly “exhaustion”, what a fag). The Sitch had released a statement earlier this week regarding his checking into the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah claiming that he has “voluntarily taken steps to get control of a prescription medication problem I had due to exhaustion. I have spent the past several weeks getting treatment for this problem and recuperating from my work and appearance schedule. I appreciate my fans support and love you guys.”

Again, the exhaustion part always fucking kills me with these “celebs”. In my opinion this just proves what I’ve been saying since this dip shit first started gaining recognition, he’s a bigger pussy than the sloppy mess between Deena’s stumpy, cellulite pocked legs.

Enough about that troll, let’s get back to the douche bag at hand. As reported by TMZ (and every other celeb news site), The Situation checked himself into rehab his problem with prescription pills and alcohol. While none of the other current Jersey Shore cast members are talking about The Situations choice to check into rehab, one of my personal Jersey Shore favorites is more than willing to talk. Former cast member Angelina Pivarnick had this to say, “When he was on the show, he got in trouble for prescription pills,” she added, saying he’s dabbled in drugs for a while. “We were filming in a club in Miami.”

“One of the producers said, ‘Hey what was that?’ He had to give them up.”

Let it be known that Angelina supposedly has a reputation for talking shit in the past, but from watching the show and seeing how the Situation acts, I’m inclined to believe that this has been going on for awhile.

So with The Situation in rehab and Snooki’s recent pregnancy announcement, where does leave the ‘Jersey Shore’ season 6? No word yet on that, but here’s what I’m thinking: turn the smoosh room into a nursery and let the Sit’ play nanny while Snooki and the rest of these hot messes go out and do what the do best – make asses out of themselves for our amusement like monkeys in a cage.

My favorite Situation moment of all time:

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