Save it for the Ruins – Real World Road Rules Challenge is Back

Wes
Is now love with kellyanne . He is goin for the big win by sabotaging his own team. Hopefully Kellyanne makes it to the end and doesnt make out with Kenny along the way. In the challenge, Wes fails to sabotage the team and ends up in the ruins.

Evan
Says everything was fine at the dance until someone takes a big turd in the punchbowl… Nice line Evan. You just moved up a notch.

Derrick
Didn’t do or say anything of interest. Maybe next episode asswipe.

Darrell
Nominates himself,  then ends up calling Kellyanne a bitch and almost getting in a fight with Wes

Susie
Looks like the quiet chick that fucks Dwight Shrute on the Office. Other than that she didn’t do anything.

Johanna
Rabble rowsing slut making it tough for Wes cuz Kenny is a hothead… Can’t wait for her to get her ass kicked in the ruins.

Kenny
Wears Karate Kidesque headband and talking mad shit to Wes in some sort of fake accent that I can’t put my finger on. That’s about it.

Veronica
Said wes had a small dick… did they do it?

Tonya
Unstable as usual .  Calls Evelynn a piece of shit. Doesnt take nomination for elimination all that well and gets hammered and looks like she should be hanging out at some backwoods bar in West Virginia

Evelynn
Pisses off Tonya big time. Calls her a Walla Walla Wombat and almost gets her ass kicked.

Syrus
40 years old and still kickin’ it… congratulations, you have no future.

Johnny Bananas
Wore some shades. thats about it.

Team 2 – The Challengers

Nick
Says the word boner then gets nominated for elimination… coincidence?

Casey
Wants to party. Afraid of heights. Fun or not?

Kellyanne
Hookin up with Wes. Thinks he is smart.

Diem
Thinks Kellyane is a wildcard.

Sarah
Gonna lose. Said she would nominate herself. Dumbass.

Adam
Looks like Babbaboey. Trouble maker.

Danny
Wes’s pawn. Didn’t really do shit.

Brad
Wes’s pawn. Didn’t really do shit. Wes needs to pick better pawns.

Dunbar
Whatevs.

Chet
Says he is the strong silent type although he is a third of the size of most of the meat heads on the show. He also calls himself the “Bowtie Killa”. He also claims purple to be his favorite color and it made me realize how weird people that claim purple as their favorite color are. It seems to me that lovers of the color purple are really the only ones that ever really bring up their favorite color in the first place, and they really bring it up a lot. Very strange. Stick with the silence, toughguy.

Shauvon
Nice tits. Super proud of herself to make it to the second challenge. Gonna lose.

Brianna
Gross looking complainer. Nice plasticy red hair. Didn’t do shit.

Cohutta
Hilljack goes up for elimination cuz he is a nice guy and didn’t do shit… not a good combo bud.

Kimberly
Said like 3 words and didnt do anything… step it up.

In the end it is a super boring polite challenge with no ass beating or hair pulling. On the girls side it is Tanya vs Diem and the for the boys we have Wes vs Chet the douche. On the guys side Wes is the victor in the end and sends the purple loving self proclaimed “Bowtie Killa” packin’. Better luck next season, toolbag. Everyone knows Wes is not only the strongest but he is the smartest…. duh!

On the girls side, Tonya’s drunk ass wakes up feeling strong and somehow summons up some problem solving skills and defeats Diem in a totally boring challenge. Nice job drunkie… Didn’t this broad have kidney troubles when she was on her season of Real World or Road Rules that were so bad that she was unable to work at the pool or whatever? How did this kidney trouble end up turning into super strength and the ability to drink her ass into oblivion and still kick ass in the ruins? Who knows but it looks like it will be an exciting season as usual. I just have one question MTV… Why don’t they let the VH1 weirdos mix in with theReal World Road World Posse and make one big super show. Oh yeah, when is 12 pack of Love coming out? If you haven’t thought of that title already… you are welcome VH1.

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